... Dio recounts an Trade among Elagabalus as well as perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I'm a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to give him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by way of a surgical incision. ^A